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20. März: Schnitzel und Blowjob Tag

Das (männliche) (deutschsprachige) (geekige) Internet scheint voll davon zeigt es hier und da und dort in den Kommentaren: Am 20. März ist Schnitzel-und-Blowjob Tag! An jedem Valentinstag zermartern wir uns das Hirn, um dieses eine, spezielle, einzigartige Geschenk zu finden, das ihr zeigt, daß wir sie wirklich mehr

Real ratings for virtual ... err... hookers

Second Life Escort Ratings must be the most bizarre thing I've found on the net for.. err.. at least a week. I'm not kidding you (although they might kid me): This blog is a collection of ratings for those who are inclined to pay virtual dollars

schon Paradox...

...da ist es tiefer Winter, wir schimpfen über die Kälte, und allerorten wird über Eis berichtet. Rückgradloses Herdentier mache ich das mal auch: Nachdem ich vor Wochen mal bei Genial Daneben erfahren habe, daß Ben&Jerry's einen Friedhof für eingestellte Eissorten haben, war mir sofort etwas klar:

Comments and me

How do you realize that you've got too much things on your hands? When you have only two handfuls of comments on your blog, but miss three of them completely (with two of them actually being spam. Apologies to Mr. Kracht, for this sorry neighbourhood.) Yay for that

ROFL

LOL, I laughed my ass off about this joke.

Virtuelle Lebensplanung

Sebas braucht eine neue Identität. Da helfe ich doch gerne. Einzige Anforderung ist, daß die Identität zu "sehe aus wie Mitte 20 bis Anfang 30, trage heute einen schwarzen Nadelstreifen-Anzug und ein helblaues Hemd" passen soll. Mal schauen, die Identität soll ja flirt-freundlich sein, und damit

PR-Flacks and magazine editors

ghi has made a nice list of things that PR flacks seem to be convinced off. It contains hilarious things like (random examples) 1. Editors just love to see Power Point presentations of the companies financial situation, instead of the product it creates. 2. Calling back immediately after a meeting

not afraid

Londoners aren't afraid. Which is a good thing to see. Terrorists try to make statements by doing stupid and horrible stuff. Media then occasionally helps them unwittingly by spreading fear and stress. This is the right statement: Go and stuff yourself terrorist scum. People won't be

Crap!

Just a sentiment I wanted to let loose. No pun intended, my bowels are quite secure, alas, I fear my job isn't. Today, it was brought to us of the IT department that we'll get outsourced into another company owned by the same person. To "

Safe Sex

Safe Sex Music Video Promoting a worthy cause in a good way. Fun to watch. Thanks to Malcom for linking it.

New Blog Software

I'm using Serendipity now. Much better. Much nicer.

updates ?

that happens when you give a notorious slow updater a blog...

Degaussing the coil

This says it all.