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Wanted: Voice over IP hacker

Welcome to the future: Thanks to stunning breakthroughs in technology, even the most simple of things aren't possible anymore. Namely: Attaching a second handset with muted microphone to a Cisco 7940 Voice over IP Telephone. The actual end-user request is the following: "If A is talking to

Ding!

Mood: Distracted What I hate? People who use their PDA during a Keynote and don't switch off the accoustic signal that tells them that they clicked on something. So the guy next to me kept making "Click, Click, Click, DING! Click, Click, Pause, Ding!"

Switching things on and off

Following is a literal transcript, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Coworker in abroad office (CAO): hi, does you means that all of us must switch off outlook? Me: no need, just turn the computer on CAO: then I need to turn on all computers in our

PR-Flacks and magazine editors

ghi has made a nice list of things that PR flacks seem to be convinced off. It contains hilarious things like (random examples) 1. Editors just love to see Power Point presentations of the companies financial situation, instead of the product it creates. 2. Calling back immediately after a meeting

Crap!

Just a sentiment I wanted to let loose. No pun intended, my bowels are quite secure, alas, I fear my job isn't. Today, it was brought to us of the IT department that we'll get outsourced into another company owned by the same person. To "

Ugly Kid Jeans

Who thinks that I love doing tasks that suck ? I'm the IT guy in the company . The senior IT guy even. Now, IT is everything that is more complicated than pushing buttons in the elevator, so lots silly tasks get dumped on our department. As this is a

silence

mood: mixed Telephone line at work is broken. Either that, or the lightning that struck in our immediate vicinity has fried our telephone switch. Part of me is hoping for that, as we've been lobbying at the bosses to invest into a brand new IP telephony solution for

moving in...

And I remember how we'd play simply waste the day away Then we'd say nothing would come between us two dreamers well, certainly before a reinstall, this felt more at home. But now everything is brand new and shiny on this laptop... Guess I'll

The BoyZ are back in Town !

Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away Haven't changed, haven't much to say But man, I still think them cats are crazy yay... I got my site back. Now, to those non-german readers, this may look utterly strange. To those

reinstall

I hate having to completely reinstall notebooks.. not fun, especially when you have to do it just because office is borked. Well, off to the cellar, to get the restore CD's...

Hans

Hans ist so ein Farngewächs. Oder etwas ähnliches. Ich hab von diesen Dingen keine Ahnung, bin kein Botaniker. Auf jeden Fall habe ich Hans von meiner Patentante zum Geburtstag geschenkt bekommen (Nicht nur Hans natürlich, aber der war eben auch beim Geschenk mit dabei) Naja, im Gegensatz zu meinem Vater